Keeping Busy

It’s great being busy; there’s no time to worry about being single forever and ever. At uni we had 4 hours of lectures a week; that’s a lot of time to waste on Tinder, wandering round town, staring at all the attractive guys and sinking into a deep depression that you will never find love….

Some Requests…

Firstly, please can boys learn to spell. Writing in text talk is not the way to my heart. Add the ‘y’ and the ‘o’ to the ‘u’ and get rid of the ‘8’ in between the ‘l’ and the ‘r’; writing ‘ate’ is far easier than switching to the number keyboard. Secondly, please order your…