Nah babes

  1. Matched with a guy on bumble
  2. I say hi and he tells me he’s horny
  3. He says we should send sex photos to each other
  4. He gives me his number so I can send him sex videos
  5. I tell him he needs to take me on a date before I send him sex videos
  6. He tells me I need to send sex videos first
  7. Nah babes
  8. He deleted me
  9. Naturally, I didn’t save his number.
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3 Comments Add yours

  1. L. Rorschach says:

    Hahaha. OMG! Such atrocious behavior.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. WHAT! Might as well start getting your dates from Craigslist, because this doesn’t seem to be any different.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. All the arseholes have cottoned-on to Bumble.

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